1.I Hate The 21st Century
I hate electric light
I hate the motor cars
I hate mass transportation
I hate miracle cures
I hate great leaps in science
I hate the internet
I hate electric toasters
I hate the laundromat
I hate the twenty-first century
I hated the twentieth too
I know I won't be here for the next one
If I were I'm sure I'd hate that one too
I hate special offers
I hate my telephone
I hate the Wall St. Journal
I hate being informed
I hate the rich and famous
I hate Anheuser-Busch
I hate the president
I hate the next president too
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I hate the government
I hate democracy
I hate the socialists
I hate bureaucracy
I hate the global village
I hate the IMF
I hate nuclear fission
I hate this war
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2.Happy To Be Alive
I'm so happy to be alive
It's so easy for me to survive
I'm so pleased every day that
I give myself a big high-five
Praising the Lord for cash is my noble trade
You'd be astounded by the money I've made
I love my Savior and the GOP too
They've both been splendid sources of revenue
Lord Jesus was the first American
I know that God is a Republican
I hate those faggots can I get an amen？
Gimme an amen
I'm so happy to be alive
'Cause I've got Jesus Christ on my side
Tinky Winky is gay and
God will make him pay for his crimes
Got rich on oil, then I was VP
All in all, I'd say I've done quite splendidly
With Halliburton I plundered with zeal
War profiteering and fat Enron deals
I shot my buddy in the face last year
The war on terror was a great career
I'm not a pirate I'm a privateer
I'm a privateer
I'm so happy to be alive
'Cause it's peaches and cream all the time
I've had very good luck
Patrick Leahy go fuck yourself blind
Impartial broadcasts fill me with disdain
I am the modern-day Citizen Kane
Ten thousand stations are airing my stuff
I'm foxy foxy but you can't get enough
My media empire is without a peer
We make it sound like what you wanna hear
We'll make the ugly truth disappear
Watch it disappear
I'm so happy to be alive
'Cause I'm biased and I'm nationwide
You'll believe what I tell you
Who cares if I'm selling you lies？
I'm so happy to be alive
I've got all the big guns on my side
Yes of course it's all true
There's nothing I won't do to survive
3.Don't Stop, Dave
Remember when we slept over？
No, I suppose you probably don't
You lay with us like a lover
With distinctly unfriendly overtones
We had to hold you down tightly
While letting you spit and curse at me
We don't take your anger lightly
But Dave go to sleep
Don't stop doing that beat change
Don't stop, Dave don't stop doing that beat change
Don't stop doing that beat change
Don't stop, Dave
But you wouldn't go down easy
You ranted and raved and rolled your eyes
We tried to take you seriously 'cause
Painkillers and whiskey never lie
If life is a grand illusion
Then why do we rage and struggle so？
The victims of our confusion
Are always the last to know
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Don't look too hard for meaning
No accusations are being made
You were out of your head that evening
But we were partly to blame
Maybe you were right to act that way
Nah, Dave you're fucking insane
Don't stop
Don't stop doing that beat change
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4.Speed Queen
Born of the night
In the shadow times
She's a dark one, dark one
Perfect of form
Perfect empty mind
She's a cold one, cold one
Shaped and enhanced
By the ruler's hand
She's a fast one, fast one
Keeping the peace
In the border lands
No emotion but the gleam in her cold hunter's eyes
Well she's a speed queen
Yeah she's a speed queen
Well she's a speed queen
Yeah she's a speed queen
Mind the curfew
If you wish to live
She'll be out there waiting
The blade is the
Only gift she gives
And she gives it swiftly
You made a big mistake
Didn't you boy
Vision fades so quickly
Last thing you see
Brings you little joy
As she turns and strides away on mechanical thighs
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5.Bumblebee
Blind and groping in the dark
And hoping for a spark
Or glimmer of illumination
Peering through a dusky glass
Mysterious shapes pass
To and fro as if in a dream
Why is it so hard
To see things as they really are？
In the land of the blind they say
The one-eyed man is king
That may be so, the one thing I know is
I really can't see a thing
Have I always been this way？
It's hard to really say
This fog is both before and behind me
The past has been obscured
And the future is unsure
All that remain are tiny glimpses laterally
I would like to be
An astronaut or a bumblebee
I'd fly around all day
Free of the laws of gravity
Maybe one day I will see
The chains that shackle me
And on that shining impossible day
I will finally be free
Or maybe I've got it all wrong
And vision is too strong
And in the land of the seeing confusion is king
There's just too much going on
6.What's Your Demographic？
Say that's an awfully sharp pair of pants you're wearing
I'd love to know just where you bought them from oh-oh-oh
I didn't know that Gap made pants so rad no-no-no
An Indonesian miracle
What's your demographic？
Whatever's in this week with your new clique
What's your demographic？
Your taste is so elastic, ooh-ooh
What's your demographic？
You've got an iPod
20,000 songs inside it
What do you have in there to share online oh-oh-oh？
When you're jammin' out in front of the bus station oh-oh
Are you bathed in vibrant glowing neon light oh-oh-oh？
What's your demographic？
Afraid to be bombastic
What's your demographic？
You say Top 40 swill just makes you sick
What's your demographic？
You don't know why you like what you like anymore
What's your demographic？
You bought it with a mouse click woo-hoo
What's your demographic？
Do you do the Dew, and if you do, do you do doo-doo？
You're such a hipster
Got such a sense of style
You crazy counter-culture icon, you oh-oh-oh
Did you get it at Goodwill or at Hot Topic oh-oh？
Did you lay it out the night before？
What's your demographic？
You try to be sarcastic
What's your demographic？
To look like you don't care is half the trick
What's your demographic？
One in a million, you make a million and one
What's your demographic？
You're so iconoclastic ooh-ooh
What's your demographic？
Baby I'm out of my mind in these times I can't find enough
rhymes in these lines to opine on these crimes
What's your demographic？
Your mind is being raped yet you're apathetic
What's your demographic？
Why doesn't all this crap you're buying make you sick？
What's your demographic？
Your decisions are completely automatic
What's your demographic？
You're all wrapped up in plastic ooh-ooh
What's your demographic？
7.Wonder Drug
Do you ever get the feeling your life is going grey？
No matter how you try you can't chase those clouds away
We are so excited about our happy news, a breakthrough
An elegant solution has been found especially for you
It's exactly just the thing you need
Don't be fooled by cheap imitations or inferior medications
Total satisfaction guaranteed
Two of these will fix you up forever it's a change for the
better
All you wanna do is sleep the time away
And all the little pleasures have drained out of your days
It is our belief that surely you deserve some relief
We are proud to offer you the gift of rest for eternity
You don't have to wait for your reward
Don't delay, act now, take advantage of this special
one-time-offer
You are justified in wanting more
You're a sensitive person and you have a right not to suffer
Why not chart a course for tranquil shores？
Cast aside your fears and frustrations on a permanent vacation
Side effects will commonly include
Numbness in the extremities and a loss of motor function
Certain complications may ensue
Women who are pregnant or nursing may wish to consult a doctor
Blindness, deafness, and incontinence
Needn't be a cause for concern, it means the medicine is working
Effectiveness 100%
Sweet oblivion is just a phone call away, call today
8.I Don't Believe In Kittens
I can't believe it's true
It was only last night, only last night I heard the news
I know all things must end
But it makes me sad and it makes me angry 'cause we were friends
I don't believe in kittens
I can't believe they're real
I don't believe in kittens
Somehow I can't stand the way they make me feel
The way they make me feel
I'll never understand
What made you do it, made you do it. Was it all planned？
How can I ask you why？
When you didn't even take the time to say goodbye
It's foolish to feel this way
You must have felt so alone you must have been so afraid
I don't believe in kittens
I can't believe they're real
I don't believe in kittens
Somehow I just fail to see the big appeal
I don't see the appeal
I will remember you
The way I saw you last night, saw you last night...nobody knew
I'll miss you secretly
'Cause you're still around but you're gone forever
Still around but gone forever, gone forever, gone forever
I don't believe in kittens
I can't believe they're real
I don't believe in kittens
Somehow I can't stand the way they make me feel
I don't believe in kittens
I can't believe they're real
I don't believe in kittens
Somehow I just fail to see the big appeal
I don't see the appeal
9.Monkey Sense Something Wrong
Monkey think that everyone is his friend
Monkey never think that this is the end
Monkey laugh and play at silly monkey game
Monkey make mistake and monkey ashamed
To be just a silly monkey amusing but subhuman
Monkey sense something wrong and monkey right
Chop chop and monkey die without a fight
Monkey sense something wrong and monkey right
Chop chop and monkey go into the night
Monkey do his best to please everyone
Monkey really only want to have fun
Monkey only acting like monkey should
Monkey never know his brain taste so good
He squirm and grin deliciously his brain paste have such good
taste
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Requiem aeturnum
Requiem aeturnum
At the table monkey think it's his chance
Everybody watch him caper and dance
Monkey let them put his head in the hole
Eat brain from monkey skull bowl
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10.Over My Head
(feat. John Powhida)
＊This is a cautionary tale about a friend of mine
Who woke up one morning to a real bad time
Had some trouble with his pants, or so he said
But the real shit started when he went back to bed＊
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I woke up this morning, tried to put on some pants
But pulled them right up over my head
I said fuck these pants and took them off again
And then I went right back to bed, to bed
Ah-oh...
I fell asleep and had a terrible dream
It was a crazy bloody fucked up scene
From the Good Book about the end of days
Listen to those awful trumpets play!
And then a beast with seven horns came out of the sea
And he fixed his evil eyes on me
And I said AHH!, and I ran
Diddle-little-little-little-little-little-ly
So I ran faster but he caught up with me
And I knew he was my master 'cause I could see that
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
And then the moon turned to blood and locusts filled the sky
Just like these creepy visions filling my head
And I woke up screaming and began to cry
And then I fell right out of bed and hit my head
Ow...
＊He put his pants on again and this time he did it right
Reached into his pocket and what did he find？＊
It was a handful of percs for my aching head
Goddamn, I said, I'm never going back to bed
Stupid falsetto
Never, ever
I'm never going back to bed
Never, ever
So, I washed it all down with a swig of cheap wine
And I called up my shorties 'cause it's party time
I got a forty in one hand and a forty in the other
And now I'm drinkin' forties out of both hands, motha
I woke up this morning, tried to put on my pants
I guess you already heard that line
But now the house is rocking and I'm getting tight
And generally having a good time
I woke up this morning, tried to put on some pants
But pulled them right up over my head
I said fuck these pants and took them off again
And then I went right back to bed, to bed
Ah-oh...
I got a forty in one hand and a shorty in the other
I think I'm gonna need a couple more hands, brotha
＊Oh Jesus, you know, maybe if you hadn't driven to New Hampshire
On Memorial Day, for beer, you wouldn't have put your pants on
your head＊
＊What's the big deal, brotha？
And then you left all the bacon out
Bacon doesn't keep forever
It was my bacon to leave out＊
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